So the other day, I was thinking…
There really outta be a mathematical formula expressing how wonderful bacon is and how it enhances pretty much everything. Which is why I came up with The Bacon Factor Theorem.
Disclosure: I was an English Writing major.
The Bacon Factor Theorem:
- B is The Bacon Factor,
- X is the first letter representing any food, and
- ∞ stands for the total achieved infinite joy and deliciousness
I always knew I was underachieving in math!
Surely this is worthy of a Nobel Prize in some category? Who wants to nominate me? 😉